Wait. Don't tell me. Were they from China? I bet they were for those little McDonalds in the WalMart stores. Right? They get everything from China. Me and Vernice were just in there the other day and sure enough we ordered us up some QPs (that's how us regulars say Quarter Pounders) and fries and I'm just about to say, Hey Vernice, don't this burger smell a bit fishy? when she get this big smile on her face and I says, What're you smiling about? And she says, Look! There's a shoelace in the fries! And sure enough there was and right at the same time we both says, I didn't know they was giving away free shoelaces today! Let's order some more! But the girl at the counter, she says they ain't givin away no shoelaces and that she's really sorry about that an we was thinking, So are we, and then the manager kid, he says we can have something free off the menu next time. Yes sir! Me and Vernice, we always have a good time at WalMart.

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Okay, I just made that all up.

I'm sorry.

Paul

February 25, 2006

Possible captions for this picture:

a) "I don't know what happened! Steve just picked up the megaphone and yelled, 'Last one to get their shoes off and jump in is a Republican!'"

b) On the 3rd Tuesday of every month, Imelda has a few of the hired hands clean her shoes.

c) Nike once again denied using children to make its shoes saying, "As you can see in this picture, our shoes are now made exclusively by sardines who deliver them at high tide to various distribution centers around the world."

d) "Is this one of them?"
"No."
"Is this?"
"No."
"How'bout this?"
"No."
"You sure picked a great place to take off your shoes and go swimming, Billy."
"Shut up, Vernice."

Billy

February 25, 2006

e) Ironically, it was because the dude at the printers was drunk off his ass that the Spring Break Flyers all said, "Bring Your Own Shoes!"