Lichterkett-O-Tron

The homepage of the notorious German satirical magazine Titanic is currently featuring a hillarious splash-screen: the Lichterkett-O-Tron. Referring to the Germans' preference for running out on the street and form long lines of people holding candles (Lichterkette) whenever there's something to protest for/against, they propose automatization:

Hijacking in Iraq? Building collapsed? Gas too expensive? Lichterkett-O-Tron shows your sympathy in place of you. It goes to the street, you go to the pub.

Very related: the Tool for armchair activists